Shit Fuck

By Clay Hurtubise

Shit and fuck are two of the most unusual words in the English language. Not long ago they were included in George Carlin’s seven words you can’t say on television. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits. Times have changed.

Few words are both curse words and used so extensively. Both can be a noun, adjective, and verb, interjection and more. Let’s all take a shitty moment together and see.

Shit

Originally used to describe fecal matter, now it’s taken on a world of its own.

Noun: hey man, I have to take a shit. Shouldn’t that be, leave a shit?

Adjective: That pizza tastes shitty.

Verb: Are you shitting me?

Interjection: Shit! I lost my lunch.

Term of endearment: That car is the shit.

Negation: he doesn’t know shit about pizza.

Possessive: don’t touch my shit.

Fuck

Originally used as a term for intercourse.  Fuck , in usage, is very similar to shit. At times they can be interchangeable. If you watch Deadwood, they elevate the word fuck to almost a poetic level.

Noun: don’t fuck with my pizza. Oh, my shitty mistake, that’s a fucking verb. What a pissah.

Adjective: this line is fucking crazy.

Verb: Are you fucking kidding me?

Adverb: this pizza is fucking awesome.

Interjection: Fuck! I lost my lunch.

Term of endearment: You’re fucking gorgeous.

Negation: he doesn’t know fuck about pizza.

Question: who gives a fuck?

Fuck Shit

“Which motherfucker made this shitty pizza”.

“Shit if I know, and who gives a fuck”?

“Fuck man, I don’t work at the shitty garage to spend money on fucking shit, let’s piss off, get out of this motherfucking joint and get some good shit”.

“Then fucking return it, you fucking cocksucker. Tired of your pissing and moaning over every shitty fucking thing”.

“Oh piss off, you cocksucker. Shit, it’s not my fucking job, but shit I will return this fucking shitty pizza. Fuck man”.

So there you fucking have it. Two unique words that have traveled from the shitty gutter to television use. In one sentence they can take on a fucking load of meanings.

So if some fuckhead complains about your language, tell them not to be a motherfucking dinosaur. Just tell them very fucking carefully.